SpecGram—Vol CLXXII, No 4

Speculative Grammarian

ISSN: 1938-0720

	Impaired Languages: The Next Focus of Linguistics—A Letter from the Executive Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	Sleeping Furiously Since 1986—Everyday Optimality—Laura Ryals
	Linguimericks—Book १८
	Saban Restructures Contract—SpecGram Wire Services
	Simulation Modelling of Syntactic Habitats—Nom Compik & Piraha Sanpitakuk
	The SpecGram Inquisition—Keith Slater—with Inquisitor Generalis Jonathan Downie
	From the Archives!—The Grand Nauruan Hotel Bill, 1888—The SpecGram Archive Elves™
	Saving Endangered Languages with Prescriptivism—Neil de Veratte
	Limitless Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
	Great Linguistics Movies and Their Famous Lines—Part II—The SpecGram Editorial Board
	Clearance Sale—Xerus & Ratufa
	Συυιτχεροο—Βῆτα—Ἔλλειψις Ἀστερίσκος and Ἔλλειψις Ἀπόστροφος

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