Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXII
Number 4
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Bill Spruiell, Senior Editor
Sheri Wells-Jensen, Consulting Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Florian Breit
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
James Campbell
Bethany Carlson
Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
Rick Keys
Tel Monks
Laura Ryals
Isabelle Tellier

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Syllable Peak or Bust!
April 2015

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