Carta aos Pirahãs—A Letter from the Managing Editor
	“Dear Grammy”—Advice From Your [+agony] Aunt
	Paradigmatically Encoded Logographs—Using SLP to Reveal Divinely Encrypted Communications—The SpecGram Margo Cult
	Files in the Wild—File naming practices as indicators of academic introversion/extraversion—Heyókȟa Wakȟáŋ, Ph.D.
	On the Taxonomic Classification of minimalistici—The controversy, and some directions for research—Athanasious Schadenpoodle
	Language & Brains—Expirations in Minimalism—Lecture Announcement from Dr. S. Morgenstern
	Lɛ::ŋkθ Mɑ:rk Me::ɪl Ɛ:nhæ::nsmɛ:nt
	Bewitched, Bothered, and Begoogled—Rick Bryan
	Speculative Grammarian Archives