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	An Advance Critique of the Psammeticus Press Contrastive Grammars Series Series—Anonymous
	Linguists Need Prescriptivists (and probably Pig Latin, too)—Dr. Illiamway Afiresay, hDPay, Dr. Iamwill Iresaf, DPh, and Dr. Willopiamop Safopireop, PophopDop
	No Escape From the Bremley Bump—Don’t Try Linguistic Analysis in the Privacy of Your Own Treehouse—Milton B. Radley, Ph.D.
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