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	Ask Mr Linguistics Person—Letters
	New speech disorder linguists contracted discovered!—Yreka Bakery
	Language Acquisition Device Found—R. Davis
	Parable of the Two Kingdoms—Metalleus
	Speech Disorders as Indicators of Potential for Lyrical Success—Ozzie Tchomzkij
	Generative Speech Recognition: A competence model of ASR—Stanislaus Gorky
	Re-Rating the World’s Languages—Waxaklahun Ubah K’awil and José Felipe Hernandez y Fernandez
	U.S. Government Linguists in Action—A. Nonymous, B. Nonymous and C. Nonymous
	An Optimality-Theoretic Account of the History of Linguistics: Past, Present, Future—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press
	Review of Pulju’s An Optimality-Theoretic Account of the History of Linguistics: Past, Present, Future—TJP
	Review of Whettam’s Linguistics: an extraordinarily short introduction—A. Crostic
	LingDoku—Like SuDoku, But For Linguists—Trey Jones
	Speculative Grammarian Archives