SpecGram—Vol CLXXVII, No 1

Speculative Grammarian

ISSN: 1938-0720

	In the SG-Matrix, There Is No Chaff—Why Author-Level Metrics Are Inadequate—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief
	Letters to the Editor
	/nuz baɪts/
	Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ३४
	Why Movies Should Hire Conlangers—Pete Bleackley—Illustrated by Laura Ryals
	A Sample of Self-Definers—Phonetics, Phonology, & Phonotactics: Part II—The SpecGram Book Elves™
	X Marks the Spot—Filling the Empty Quadrant—Yùron Yurōn
	From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda II—The SpecGram Archive Elves™
	Antepenultimate Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
	Word-TV—Now A Wholly-Owned Subsidiary of SpecGramMedia
	“Interpretez seront les extipices”—On the Correct Interpretation of Nostradamus—Part the First—Roger Prentiss Claremont
	Mix & Match §—Max & Mitch Ninelette

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