With Apologies to Editor Emeritus Tim Pulju—A Letter from the Managing Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	At the Mall of Indo-Europea—Hlökk bin Praeteritio ab Ἀπόστροφος von Sōkaiya
	λ♥[love] (Linguistics Love Song)—by Christine Collins
	An Introduction to Cagian Linguistics—Various Authors
	Phonetic Evaporation and Precipitation—The greatest linguistic discovery of the new century—Trey Jones
	Everything Linguists Ever Wanted To Know About Prime Numbers—but really shouldn’t have asked—A. Nonymous, Linguist
	Relentless Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
	How to Speak to Foreigners—An Anthropological Linguistic Study of the ʔɪɯnkʈlɳɪɞʃt—Claude Searsplainpockets & Helga von Helganschtein y Searsplainpockets
	Ratical Minimalism—Lecture Announcement from Dr. S. Morgenstern
	SpecGram Dialect Expertise Services—Advertisement
	EtymGeo™—International Edition, Part I—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™
	Speculative Grammarian Archives