In Briefs—A Letter from the Managing Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	On Leaving a Trace—John Miaou
	The Braille Song—Innocuous Mustard
	Linguists Don’t Need Prescriptivists—(or Monolinguals—and Pig Latin is Not Enough)—Dr. D. Schkrbtov
	The Theory of Sense—Why No One Should Bother To Find Out If It Works—Prof. Trent Slater
	Another Bunch of Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
	Palindromic Passivization—Overcoming the Computational Cost of So-Called “Center-Embedding” Passives—Albrecht Brechtal, Fortuna de Sadamente, and Jonathan van der Meer
	The Fictional Foundations of Natural Language Processing—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press
	More Self-Actualization for Linguists—Book Announcement from Panini Press
	Ling-Ken—Mary Shapiro
	Speculative Grammarian Archives