“A Linguist’s Life is Pretty Dull”: A Letter from the Editor-at-Bat
	Letters to the Editor
	ODE TO ALCUIN—ANONYMOUS
	Pivotal Moments in the History of Linguistics—John Miaou and Kean Kaufmann
	Guidelines for the Behavior of Graduate Students of Phonetics—Felicity Conditions
	The Language Jean—Maude Lévi-Sauce
	Center Embedding Passives—A Call for Further Research—Advertisement
	Gee, Your Name Looks Funny!—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press
	Crossword—Tim Pulju
	Speculative Grammarian Archives