All Hail Metalleus!—A Letter from the Managing Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	The Derivation Of Moses From Middletown—Metalleus
	Shhhhhhh! Don’t Tell Anyone—An Anthropological Linguistic Study of the Hallucinogenic Language of the Noyd—Claude Searsplainpockets
	An Introduction to Classical Generative Psychology—Peter Racz
	Palinilap Cimordromic—Center Embedded Passives—Küçük Kaynaranyak Küçük
	X-bar Diagram Acquisition—Tel Monks
	Cartoon Theories of Linguistics—Part ж—The Trouble with NLP—Phineas Q. Phlogiston, Ph.D.
	SpecGram Suzie!—Psammeticus Entertainment
	Transform Puzzles I—Vaguely Linguistic Transforms—Jonathan van der Meer
	Speculative Grammarian Archives