How To Get Published—A Letter from the Archgrammacion
	Letters to the Editor
	Poetry Corner
	On the Terrible De-Grammaticalization in Hujulukinat—Hans Forz
	More On Moundsbar—Metalleus
	The Assumption of Slang—Jonathan van der Meer
	How To Get A Ph.D. Without Really Trying—Dr. Wolf Kitty, B.S. Ph.D.
	The Γραμματο-Χαοτικον Manifesto—Announcement
	How to Cheat at Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press
	Speculative Grammarian Archives