Married Prescriptive Phrenologist Seeks A Robert Edeson-Impersonating Phonologist For Constraint-Validating Friendship

Goedendag!!11!!1one!! I’m Werner. I hope this will go as planned.

I also like to visit the library, go shopping, add to my model car collection, and play racquetball.

Here’s a photograph of me taking a break from rollerblading.

For my entire existence, I have hung my hat in Jerusalem, Israel. I would, weather permitting, like to be spending time in Miami, Florida or New Delhi, India, where I have always dreamed of being able to learn a little more Dutch, Chamorro, and Glosa, play soccer, and contemplate gentle falcons, as well as visit museums tightly.

I earn my livelihood as a brickbaker. I would have to dare say I am not a real linguist. I write committed geometric prescriptive phonology pieces for Geometric stratificational Etymology in Nevis.

Na-na-naa-na, hey hey hey, goodbye!

—Werner


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