SpecGram—Vol CXCIII, No 4

Speculative Grammarian

ISSN: 1938-0720

	To the Fools and Sages of April—A Letter from April Executive Editor Mikael Thompson
	Brat-Bots: The Awkward Evolution of AI—Curmudgeonly Old Executive Editor Mikael Thompson
	Linguimericks—Book ९८
	Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV
	Precise Quantification of Feline Comprehension of Human Language—Mia Au
	Sample Linguist’s Virtual Social Meeting Agenda—The SpecGram Information Technology Elves™ & The SpecGram Culture and Socialization Elves™
	Quipley’s Don’t Believe It! ... Or Do?
	On Homeopathic Linguistics—Trent Slater
	Retrofuturological Linguistics, Part II—The Future of Linguistics as Seen from the Past—M’Thoozela Oldman and Azhi Dahāka
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	The Prescriptivist Handbook, 213^th Edition—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press
	Mix & Match ##—Max & Mitch Ninelette
	Phonetic Drop Quote I—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur
	Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

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