The Cover SpecGram Archives

Speculative Grammarian

Volume CLXIV, Number 2

March 2012

ISSN: 1938-0720

Epistulae ad PercontatoresA Letter from Editor Curmudgeon H.D. Onesimus
Letters to the Editor
My Love is Like a Colorless Green SimileRasmus Burns
Phonemes Features’ Troll-Suit TargetsSpecGram Tech Wire
A Brief History of Linguistics and of the World’s LanguagesProf. Harold Twistenbaum
The Collected Wisdom of Linguists, Part ΒThe SpecGram Council of Sages
Cabalistic Element NamingA Semi-Practical Use for LinguisticsPh. Isaacs, N.V., Ph.D. and Hume N. Ih-Tees
Senility Sufferer vs. Master PragmaticianRecommending a New Standard for Differential DiagnosisMs. Mǒu M. Mǒu
Orbital LinguisticsA Report on the State of the StarfieldHu B. Ble and Al Zweistein
Language Ecology and Language ZoologyBook Announcement from Psammeticus Press
EuroSprachGamesAnnouncement from Panini Press