Get Your Handbaskets Here—A Letter from the Managing Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	The Phonology Class—Metalleus
	Linguistic Koans—Z. En ‘Bud’ Dhist
	Safety precautions for data mining expeditions—Prof. S.N.L. Ingqvist
	The Laziest Language on Earth—An Anthropological Linguistic Study of the Perry So-so—Claude Searsplainpockets
	Inside SpecGram: A view from the front lines—Skip Tacular
	Cartoon Theories of Linguistics—Part ζ—Physics vs. Physics Envy—Phineas Q. Phlogiston, Ph.D.
	Dialect Continuum Language Studies—Psammeticus Institute
	HitoriGuistiku II—Now in an alphabet you don’t already know—Trey Jones
	Speculative Grammarian Archives