Phonemes я No Longer Phun—A Letter from the Managing Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	The Sorno Script—Metalleus
	Recision and Precall—Accuracy Measures for the 21st Century—Jonathan van der Meer
	The Taalbergen—Wanejem Tii
	On Apparent “Systematic Suppletion” in Ksotre—Angus Æ. Balderdash, Esq. and Julienne Autolycus, Ph.D.
	The First Annual SpecGram Phonological Spelling Bee—Announcement
	Linguistica ad—New Journal Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press
	Cartoon Theories of Linguistics—Part IV—Statistical Machine Translation—Phineas Q. Phlogiston, Ph.D.
	HomonimoKakuro—Trey Jones
	Speculative Grammarian Archives