How It Is Hanging—A Letter from a Junior Editorial Associate
	Letters to the Editor
	The Voiced Snore Debunked—Metalleus
	Post-Prescriptivist Performance Piece—Piotr Pablo Paulsen
	Double-Sided Copy Theory—Teal Bissell Doggett, Candace Cardinal, Nathan Sanders, and Adam Ussishkin
	The Wrathful Dispersion Controversy: A Canadian Perspective—Q. Pheevr
	The Linguistics Wars—Dæriam Landec, Ph.D.
	Call For Proposals—The Endangered Languages Armamentation Programme
	Valence and Violence: How Language Shapes Political Acts—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press
	Speculative Grammarian Archives

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