Here are a few of our favorite things people have said about Speculative Grammarian over the years, collected wild on the internet, or domesticated in email.
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“Speculative Grammarian is easily one of the nineteen best online linguistic humor magazines of the past three months—and you can come quote me on that.” “It’s terribly exciting, there’s not only a new issue of Speculative Grammarian out (the premier scholarly journal featuring research in the neglected field of satirical linguistics), but it’s a bumper issue of linguistic puzzles, and there’s one that I can just about finish. —cath
“I think this crossword puzzle is pretty linguistigeeky too. “Whenever you need a break from X-bar-ing those trees, do check out Speculative Grammarian’s groundbreaking articles in the burgeoning field of satirical linguistics. I was particularly astounded by the theoretical implications of the discoveries described by Doggett, Cardinal, Sanders, and Ussishkin in “Double-Sided Copy Theory” (Jan. 2006).” “ehehe. in the background of the cartoon, you can see “buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo” diagrammed out.” “It is weird that “conlanging” had turned into such a bad or somehow bad thing... I never felt like it wouild endanger my life.” —TJ
“I am not an addict, I can stop anytime. —Polly
“Are you sometimes, or indeed frequently gripped by the urge to create languages? Do your doodles often become new alphabets? Do you feel compelled to create worlds in which your languages and alphabets might be used? If so, help is at hand in the form of Conlangers Anonymous, an organisation founded by Francis Lodwick in 1694 and discussed in Speculative Grammarian, the premier journal of satirical linguistics. ” “LOL. That is classic.” —Garth Wallace
“I think SpecGram has been infiltrated.” —Arthaey Angosii
“This article explores how syntactic and semantic ambiguity is significant to humor; it also gives humorous examples of lexical ambiguity.” —Thomaesa Brundage
“I’m in love with the article about the Bleggish language. It’s like David Foster Wallace is channeling Ferdinand de Saussure.” “Oh but how could you have missed this article! It’s brilliant! Reminds me of time cube guy.” “Disappointingly, SpecGram is rarely as funny as it always seems like it should be, and this article is no exception.” “Speculative Grammarian wants to help us [conlangers].” “From SpecGram: Linguistics Land Nursery Rhymes and 10 New Commandments for Linguists” “ ‘ “How many languages do you speak?” A good answer: π.’ “Spanish linguistics fail.” “Kellogg-Reed diagram, X-bar diagram, sentence flow diagram, grammatical diagram, phrase diagram ... is your head beginning to spin? Bring a little humor in as a antidote: Modern and Historical Graphical Representations of Structural Relationships in Spoken and Written English Sentential Utterances, selected and presented, with commentary, by Nattapoŋ Yunloŋ Seuŋyoŋ.” —mjes
“that’s cute.” “In order to convince my parents that my prospective major, linguistics, wasn’t completely useless, I showed them this game: SpecGram—Choose Your Own Career in Linguistics.” —Millancad
“You should certainly start reading Speculative Grammarian. The back issues are archived. Also, they’ve digitized and made online-available Lingua Pranca and Son of Lingua Pranca, which were originally published before the World Wide Web became a commonplace. You would also enjoy a much more contemporary work in the same vein, Collateral Descendant of Lingua Pranca.” “Stay abreast of breaking research in satirical linguistics with Speculative Grammarian.” “I love Speculative Grammarian, and I love that article.” —melindawoodley
“[A] comment on length reminded me of something I came across recently.” —Lev Michael
“маленький разговорник для туристов” —temp1ar
“I’m a fan of the Balloon Animal State Machine approach, myself.” “Speculative Grammarian is a collection of linguistic satire. There is a load of stuff there, but this set of puns caught my eye.” “Thank you once again for SpecGram. It makes me laugh, it makes me cry, it makes me wonder if I can cite it in my PhD.” —Jonathan Downie
“I absolutely love SpecGram. It points out so many patent absurdities that it is surprising that it has not already become the most cited lingustics journal of all time. Hopefully, such ridicule will eventually lead to some of the stranger and crazier aspects of studies in liguistics being sorted, or at least made into funny cartoons.” —Jonathan Downie
“I suppose this illustrates my preference over experimental methods of inquiry instead of simply sitting down and theorizing on linguistic phenomena.” “Here’s a funny article from Speculative Grammarian, a satirical take on the academic field of linguistics.” “Weird ‘n’ wicked” “The premier online source for linguistics humor (Yes, linguistics humor).” “Less seriously, see this.” “Hm, I wonder what kind of linguist wrote this test...” “Very sadly it doesn’t actually add up—even assuming that half the turducken makes it into the casserole, and half the casserole makes it as sausage into the next turducken, that’s still a factor of 4 reduction each week. The stated 4,487 turduckens collectively represent a reduction by a factor of 44487 or about 102700. Assuming a turkey is mainly proteins with a molecular mass of say 2000, a turkey is about two moles (mmm, turkey mole) or 1024 molecules. That means the chances of an original molecule being in a 2008 serving is about 1 in 102676. Unless Dr Clarke is a homeopathist, he probably won’t be able to taste the original olive.” “Caution. The calculations of Bjorn-Bob Weaselflinger of the Oceanographic Institute of Nevada imply that construction of a sufficiently meta dumpling could trigger the collapse of local space into a gravitational singularity (although this may have already happened at the creation of our universe). ” “But you have to admit...“meta-dumplings” sounds tasty!” “That is the awesomest thing I have ever heard of (though the statistically significant olive particles from 1922 are kinda gross).” —tjb
“I had totally forgotten about SpecGram.” “I LOVE SPECGRAM!!!! Especially “Cartoon theories of linguistics”.” “I love SpecGram.” “I also read SpecGram and want to be published there.” “Не знаю, как я это раньше упустил. Если вы интересуетесь лингвистикой - вам обязательно надо читать Speculative Grammarian. Если интересуетесь поверхностно - то хотя бы вещи типа Dates in the Month of May that Are of Interest to Linguists или The Linguist’s Self-Definer (это из древнего сборника Lingua Pranca). А лингвистам - читать почти всё...” —Паша
“Now, that was a real knee-slapper!!” —siuniab
“The symbol (and sometimes the sound itself) is called ‘oink’. It was used in some medieval texts along ‘ash’, ‘thorn’ etc.—although much less frequently, which explains why even some experts seem not to know about it” —vindex
“Be a sport and produce this sound. ... I dare you to make this sound. If you’re feeling a little nervy about it, here’s my advice: lie down on your back, close your eyes and in just a few minutes you could be producing this sound regularly.” —mg
“I urge you ... to enjoy this delightful, humorous site. Choosing your own career in linguistics is really fun. Many of the puzzles and games should elicit a smile or two as well. My favorite is the Self-Defining Puzzle.” “For those ... who have a good sense of ironic humor, I would heartily recommend checking out the website of Speculative Grammarian.” “Also, we should not forget Speculative Grammarian, the foremost journal in the field of satirical linguistics. ” —FoiledAgain
“Moram s vama da podelim jedan burleskan, duhoviti, ali u suštini kritički, kao bajagi sociolingvistički tekstić, iz jednog satiričnog lingvističkog časopisa, koji je povezan s ovom temom: „O uljudnosti prema ženama u slovenskim jezicima“, Émil Schouwiniste-Pigge” —Ђорђе Божовић
“Your site is a scream. I just came across it trying to fake my way into seeming smarter in front of my 16-year-old, who is living my academic ambitions. I look forward to reading more and to learning why people smirk briefly when I refer to philology. ” —Mike Brown
“A bit of linguistic dork humor.” “My favourite was “syllables”.” “Funny!” “I’m loving it! My favourite was Phonology vs. Phonetics.” “I just found this: Cartoon Theories of Linguistics” “Ahh, what can prosody not tell one about syntax?” “Brilliant. I’m tempted to record myself saying each [meaning of “pretty little girl’s school”] with appropriate stress.” “Numerus: Singular, Plural und auch Dual! Wer hätte das je gedacht? Ich wollte mehr darüber wissen und ... Danach fand ich diese ironisch gemeinte Website.” “Opettelemalla muutaman gootinkielisen lauseen saa varmaakin helposti ystäviä oikeista ´gooteista.” —sitten vaan
“You might find this cartoon instructive.” —Athaulf
“The Probem With NLP: I just found this source while investigating Garden Path sentences, and it kind of blew my mind about how the words and phrases we use carry multiple meanings. ” —drsmooth23
“You must know about Speculative Grammarian? The online journal featuring research in the neglected field of satirical linguistics? Pure gold. Try the choose your own career in linguistics game.” “Some of my favorite linguist humor—U.S. Government Linguists in Action” “вот так, зайдешь в интернет по маленькой надобности...и вдруг узнаёшь СТРАШНОЕ! Винни Пух-то, оказывается, ни разу не “англичанин”! Доказательство.” “Thought you guys might be amused by this—it’s a paper from the linguistic version of the Journal of Irreproducible Results, entitled “Linguistic Contributions To The Formal Theory Of Big-Game Hunting.” Much of its humor comes from knowledge of linguistic fields, but one does not have to be a linguist to understand that this is hilarious.” “Speculative Grammarian (highly reassuring website for linguists)” “Even though I anticipated the punchline, this [cartoon] still made me laugh just loud enough for everyone in the computer lab I’m currently sat in to look at me strangely.” “Sorry in advance to all our TM/computation linguistics friends but these cartoons are hilarious. The first is on automatic text alignment and the second is on computational linguistics. (Yes, I am a nerd.)” “The [CLV.ζ] issue is a bit hardcore in its pseudo-geekery and meta-meta-humour, even for me, but while I was there, I checked out the December [2008] issue and had a good chortle at How They Do It in Linguistics (“Syntacticians do it with trees,” “Neurolinguists do it with magnets,” “Phonologists do it with deviation,” ad infinitum, ad nauseam)—ah, the oldies but goodies—and a poetic duel between a “practical speller” and a “skeptical speller,” of which I am sure that George Bernard ghoti Shaw would approve (annoyingly, that reference was included at the end of the poem so I can’t claim to be clever here, although I did think of it by myself).” “[M]y all-time favourite SpecGram post [is] Choose Your Own Career in Linguistics, which indulges both my linguistic geekery and my nostalgia for choose your own adventure books, and which is funny ‘cause it’s true.” “The best satirical linguistics newsletter this side of the—well, the best one ever. It may be the only one, as well...hmm.” “Det er et tilbagevendende tema på SpecGram om nasal ingressive voiceless velar trill skal indføres i IPA-skemaet eller ej. Det foreslåede IPA-symbol er det såkaldte double-dot wide-o. Se det er noget der kan få en fonetiker til at fnise.” “Hvis du ikke kender Speculative Grammarian, så tag et kig på det. Det er lingvistisk satire på højt plan.” “That’s wonderfully awesome. *snort* “Als je het over taalregels hebt moet je eigenlijk twee soorten ‘regels’ onderscheiden: descriptieve en prescriptieve (of ‘beschrijvende’ en ‘voorschrijvende’). ... Twee plaatjes zeggen meer dan duizend woorden.” —grol4
“Сатирический журнал для лингвистов.” —Kasya
“If you like word play, you might also like SpecGram ... in which linguists prove why linguistics doesn’t attract a lot of interest as a major.” —Virginia Hunter
“Zawsze ktos kupi takie mumbo- “Believe me it’s funny ... If you’re a real linguist or just a working stiff of a translator like me who wants to be distracted, you’ll find this article worth your while to check it out.” “SpecGram’s humour mostly lies in its apparent earnestness, but it is beautifully creative, for example, having invented the field of Langualogy.” “A Language Hat post has introduced me to Speculative Grammarian, “the premier scholarly journal featuring research in the neglected field of satirical linguistics,” and it is fabulous.” “Speculative Grammarian, that corpus of linguistic wisdom, presents a fine description of eminently practical uses of linguistics.” “Vous pourrez visiter ... un article de Speculative Grammarian qui montre qu’on peut s’amuser même avec les langues anciennes.” “Speculative Grammarian had a cartoon series with some hilarious cartoons. You can find them all using the search form on the main page. Their merchandise has funny graphics as well.” “Specgram has the most tempting personal advertisements I’ve ever seen, like Single Statistical Quadratic Psycho- “What a frightening place this journal must be. I had pictured some coffeehouse zombies with a printing press in the basement, but it appears they have an entire dysfunctional corporate bureaucracy.” “Much of the story sounds plausible.” —Pete “It would only sound plausible to somebody with a name like ‘Pete’.”—A.J.P. Crown
“A wonderful spoof!” —marie-lucie
“‘Devonshire- —A.J.P. Crown
“Pratchett- “I loved the footnotes.” “Speculative Grammarian [has] this wonderful piece from Volume CLII, Number γ. In it, Sir Edmund C. Gladstone- “Seriously, I read this and my jaw dropped. Not only at the hilarious footnotes but the incredible story of how a language came to be made up almost entirely of adverbs. A bit longish but well worth the read.” “I think my favorite is still “All your morpheme are belong to us”, because it’s just so darn clever, what with morphemes being ‘bases’ of sorts. But it’s almost painfully geek-y. And I really do like “Will perform nasal- “Try inhaling through your nose and make your velum vibrate. I am sure you can!” —linguaholic
“wtf is a nasal- —’’’
“Thank you for yet another very entertaining puzzle!” —Sara Kessler
“I feel right at home with SpecGram. Thank you for the regular laughs.” —L’Escargot
“The next issue is coming out next month, and it promises to be positively saturated with obscure in- “I had my first academic publication in SpecGram with the current issue. I’m not sure what that says about me, other than that I’m a linguist and a nerd.” —fnordulicious
“Speculative Grammarian (a highly reassuring website for linguists)” “Linguists w/ a sense of humor? No way!!!!” “I like SpecGram. I can’t get my daughter and other relatives to laugh at its jokes, though.” “In case you never heard of “phonological ergativity” you might enjoy [this].” “I liked that a lot. ... I’ve wondered whether social scientists “I love recision” “Hehehe” “Those cynical chaps at Speculative Grammarian make a mockery of all that is good and holy about Computational Linguistics and Information Retrieval.” “What is Linguistics Good For? Those of you who are familiar with IPA (and I know your name is Legion) will definitely enjoy this. Those of you who have any sort of familiarity with Russian will probably like it too.” “Speculative Grammarian is the premier scholarly journal featuring research in the neglected field of satirical linguistics. Try their crossword for linguists (take THAT New York Times Sunday x-word!).” “‘Oo’s a KITTY- “Other SpecGram interesting (funny) articles may be: —Maju
“Sadly a lot of ‘theories’ about hypothetical connections (like the one on Basco- “это здорово!!!” “Кроме очень правильных статей про лингвистику, также присутствуют игры и кроссворды, фундаментальныне лингвистические понятия в комиксах, фонд вооружения вымирающих языков и акция по включению в международный фонетический алфавит символа, обозначающего назально–ингрессивный глухой велярный вибрирующий звук, иными словами хрюканье.” “I have ... been reading Linguistics Cartoons. They’re not that super good, especially considering the idea behind them is to illustrate linguistic concepts in such a way that a ‘bright, interested ten- “This is why I read EVERY word of EVERY issue of Speculative Grammarian ... pure genius!” “那个网站会好些语言学家、语言学研究者、爱好者写了些讽刺的、挖苦的、搞笑的文章，也有些图片，旨在用简明的方法讲述语言学。” “Check [SpecGram] out if you’ve got the time, it’s worth some good chuckles.” —vet
“... the self- “Don’t [read SpecGram] unless you have time to procrastinate a bit.” “It is true that Linguists are weird. Here is proof.” “SpecGram is the best satirical work on linguistics available world- “Be sure to check out ‘A Stratificational Approach to Making Macaroni and Cheese’. Definitely worth your time.” “Possibly the most brilliant thing I’ve ever read.” —Vlad
“Speculative Grammarian is probably my favorite linguistic journal in existence.” “Your publication of December 2008 has been received. It has been read. It has been enjoyed. The enjoyment was thorough.” —Carolyn Andrews Schlemmer, Ph.D.
“I’m a retired professor who finally has time to read every article with deep appreciation as well as understanding of 58% (± 3%) of the obvious in- “Each issue surpasses the last!” —Carolyn Andrews Schlemmer, Ph.D.
“Trött på vanliga korsord och soduku, och vad alla de olika pusseltyperna nu heter? Speculative Grammarian har lösningen: The Polyglot’s Magic Square.” “Haha, that is awesome.” “It does not need to be said that all the articles for SpecGram are written for humorous value, and are a highly readable, lovely load of jovial tosh.” “The brilliant Speculative Grammarian website ... explores the much neglected field of satirical linguistics.” “My congratulations to Tim Pulju on having written a wonderful, humorous article which recently came to my attention, entitled New Directions in the Teaching of Human Languages to Non- “That is hysterical. I’m forwarding it around my department.” “Speculative Grammarian has a cute choose- “смешной журнал.” “вот эти мне нравятся “Je crois que tout est dit. Bon c’est pas toujours facile à comprendre (ces mecs là sont vraiment atteints, faut le voir pour le croire...), mais on trouve des trucs sympa comme un manifeste pour la linguistique subliminale, une approche de la démographie basée sur corpus ou une illustration de phénomènes phonologiques avec Bob l’Éponge. Il faut au moins y aller pour tester le Choose Your Own Career in Linguistics, qui est vraiment à hurler de rire et qui peut être utile pour ceux qui envisagent un double cursus linguistique/astronomie.” “Das ist ja genial!” —Neele
“Zum phonologischen Wahnwitz siehe auch nasal- “Here’s a cartoon that nicely distinguishes between the broad strokes (in this case the stroke is delivered by a lance!) of phonological description, compared to the detailed precision of phonetic analysis.” “Suomessa ei kai kovin paljon gootteja ole mutta tässä linkki, ‘Goottia matkailijoille’. Opettelemalla muutaman gootinkielisen lauseen saa varmaakin helposti ystäviä oikeista ´gooteista.” —sitten vaan
“SpecGram: L’unico! L’inimitabile! Linguistica folle!” “So you think your vocabulary is pretty good? Try this crossword puzzle for linguists. It made me laugh out loud.” “Speculative Grammarian is the premier scholarly journal featuring research in the neglected field of satirical linguistics. This site can be downright hilarious sometimes.” “Thank goodness there is someone out there besides me who adores run- “Thank you so much for providing a little comic relief on stressful days, and keep up the good work, we depend on you! (Although, admittedly, there are only very few people around to share the jokes.)” —Lieselotte Anderwald
“Now here’s an intelligent way of wasting one’s time.” —Lieselotte Anderwald
“Oh yes, self- “An excellent “Of course, Eduard Sievers would be turning in his grave, because as fine as this little poem is, it does not follow the dictates of Germanic Alliterative Verse! Travesty!” “One of the internet’s most original publications: Speculative Grammarian.” “Sometimes one comes across an item of such exquisite nerdiosity, that the only emotion one can feel is awe mixed with jealously for not having thought of it oneself. ” “Far and away, this is my favorite Gothic language site.” “Here is a spectacular bit of poking fun at syntax. It might be funny even if you haven’t taken syntax, but I couldn’t guarantee that.” “Gotta love serious academicians who also enjoy poking fun at their own chosen field of specialization. For a veritable feast of such inside jokes, see Linguist of Fortune, Psammeticus Quarterly and Speculative Grammarian.” “ooh, I’m the Grand High Poobah of Linguistics.” “Career in Linguistics. You Sure? The tongue- “...the world’s greatest specialists in satirical linguistics...” —Cath
“Thank God I’ve found other people who love grammar and language and aren’t afraid to make fun of it. ” “Now, the linguists among you simply must visit the Speculative Grammarian, the premier site for ‘satirical linguistics’. I have only just discovered it and it’s intermittently brilliant.” “Satirical linguistics journal, yay.” “At SpecGram any aspriring linguist can get a glimpse of the future when choosing your career in linguistics.” “Zum Amüsement für Linguisten” “I just attracted a very strange look from my husband at the next computer, thanks to performing a nasal- “I am Language and Puzzle Geek, hear me roar!” “... the LinguiGeekSquee of discovering Speculative Grammarian ...” “I had promised myself that I was going to go to bed early tonight ... and now I want to stay up all night and read back issues of Speculative Grammarian.” —kmi
“Beowulf ond Godsylla is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.” —kmi
“I had to read all those articles, and the publications of Psammeticus Press “If you love Old English (or at the very least, fine malt liquor of any persuasion), you should see their fabulous new snippet from Beowulf, Beowulf ond Godsylla.” —Libby
“But if you ever wished you had studied linguistics, you should check out SpecGram.” —Libby
“If you have an incredibly geeky appreciation for linguistics humor (face it: telling jokes about phonemes and morphemes is not ‘normal’), be sure to check out SpecGram. The classifieds are particularly hilarious.” —DT
“Oh. My. God. That is fabulous.” “It’s like Beowulf and the Swedish Chef had love kittens.” “Speculative Grammarian is awesome. Go check it.” “You might appreciate this article from Speculative Grammarian, the journal of ‘satirical linguistics’. It is entitled ‘The Lexicalist Agenda: Exposing the Myths’, and I thought it was really funny.” “Actually, that entire journal is just fantastic.” —Lem
“This makes me go squee!” “I’m embarrassed to admit I don’t get most of those...” “ling love: i love this.” “Dit is vooral leuk als je interesse hebt in taal kunde, maar ik wilde hem toch even laten zien. Het komt van een sarcastische taalkunde site: Een ‘artikel’ over de distributie van de lidwoorden ‘a’ en ‘an’ in het Engels. Carrièreplanning voor linguïsten.” “Linguistischer Nonsens im Überfluss. Zahlreiche nicht wirklich ernst gemeinte Artikel, Schlaglichter auf schräge Phänomene und insgesamt eine wirkich komische Satire auf den wissenschaftlichen Normalbetrieb. Amüsant sind auch die kleinen Spielchen ‘Choose Your Own Career In Linguistics’ und das ‘Indo- “Het is zo nerdig dat het gaaf wordt” —hilbert
“Linguïstenhumor “Wer, wie ich, gerne viel Zeit mit Dingen verbringt, die schlicht und einfach Zeit fressen, ohne dazu zu führen, dass die Welt gerettet oder die Hausarbeit fertig wird, hat bestimmt seinen Spaß mit Vaguely Linguistic Transforms.” “SpecGram is great. SpecGram is wonderful.” “I really like these and I might just use them when teaching syntax in a few weeks’ time.” “Speculative Grammarian, a satirical linguistics journal (if you can believe such a thing exists).” —Richard Dunlop-Walters
“Dr. Phlogiston’s article also contains several panels that will be of great value in the classroom.” “This is only the second cartoon about computational linguistics that I know of.” “Here is the funniest linguistics- “You should see the Speculative Grammarian article on the language in which the elative dual was always suppletive. It was funny.” “Thanks for all the brain-food.” “I just stumbled across your site and so can’t make head nor tail of it (sic) that I will have to keep on reading. I was, of course hoping to learn something about NLP/AI. The ironic thing is that I may learn more from reading your journal than attempting to process any amount of more scholarly looking stuff.” “Heavens!” “My favorite computer- “The best thing in the issue is the letter to the editor about yod- “I just love making nasal- “Ironia i humor per a lingüistes.” “Humoristisk e-blad om lingvistik og lingvisters særheder.” “If you haven’t played it yet, I recommend the ‘Choose your own career in linguistics’ feature.” “I loved your Phonetics vs. Phonology cartoon in the September 2007 issue.” —Máire Noonan
“If you haven’t read Linguistic Topology yet, you must. (All the way to the end, folks; it’s worth it, trust me on this.)” “After many a (very “I know it’s a satirical journal so I’m embarrassed to say how much I could enjoy puzzles like this.” “Reading through the other options I’m getting increasingly depressed.” “Speculative Grammarian knows where I live.” “yes “As antidote to so much heavy- “Umlaut marks are the spawn of satan!!! “Speculative Grammarian: who says linguists take themselves too seriously?” “Una visió humorística “I have taken some time off my thesis and lost some sleep to finish your magnificent Monster LingDoku. Thanks for teaching me how Hangul works! I hope you have as much trouble reading my solution as I had constructing it.” “The Sudoku were very interesting! The Samurai one was a bit tough, but the Monster one is just ridiculous!” “This looks like an interesting site.” —BG
“Speculative Grammarian is well worth a thorough browse, packed as it is with ‘twisted ramblings, academic parody [and] satirical linguistics’, including The Lingo “Ahh, the academic funnybone. The footnotes are worth reading if you don’t have time for the whole article.” “Thank You!! for the many good laughs and the much- “Для всех делающих вид, что знает и любит языки: сатирический журнал Speculative Grammarian, сделанный лингвистами для лингвистов и примазывающихся.” “ключевые слова: сатира, шарж, шутка, развлечение.” “Красота.” “One of my favourite websites, as a) a former linguistics student and b) someone who works for a (real!) journal, is SpecGram, or Speculative Grammarian, which is a fantastic spoof linguistics journal. It is particularly amusing that so many of the articles could almost be real.” —Bex
“ясно и наглядно о нон- “Linguistics lovers beware.” “Enjoy, language nerds!” “Sudoku + phonology mashup. Run away!” “Rating the world’s languages. Snerk.” “I’m happy that (in a total fairytale not resembling academia in the least) I won on my first go- “So far, I am mildly amused by the typo on their home page.” “Awesome.” “Man, I’ve been subscribing to this for a while. It’s great.” “Funny stuff.” —Adam
“Brilliant.” “This is hilarious.” “I like the puzzles, especially the Indo- “Don’t miss: Re-Rating the World’s Languages, Hunting the Elusive Labio- —Paul
“This is great!” “Brilliant!” “Wacky linguists spoof themselves, rating a collection of languages along a whole range of variables.” “Friday afternoon fun: ... Choose Your Own Career in Linguistics. ... Will it be a double major in Linguistics and English with a serving of fries, or great glory analyzing the language of beings on distant planets. You choose your path ...” “that just upped my geek intake by 300%” “This is SO dorky...and yet, I laughed shamelessly. ” “I really want that ‘All Your Morpheme Are Belong To Us’ shirt, but I don’t think anyone at work would get both halves of the joke.” “so, i’ve been occasionally stumbling on [SpecGram] for a while now, ... and i’m addicted now.” “Meist sehr humorvoll. Vorsicht: macht süchtig!” —Tee
“A hilarious online linguistics satire magazine. ... It has linguistics sudoku puzzles. With the IPA! A Proto- “I could recommend Speculative Grammarian to any linguists...” “This is possibly the geekiest thing that I’ve ever seen: a crossword puzzle in Proto- “Extreme language geekery” “LMFAO. That’s brilliant! And [sigh] [cringe] actually pretty accurate...” “Glimrende artikkel om retorikk i SpecGram med gode tips om hvordan vinne enhver debatt.” —Anje
“Linguistics definitely has its share of obscure insider lingo. For that reason alone it’s extremely doubtful that a nonlinguist would find any humor in, say, Speculative Grammarian.” —Robert M Peachey
“Habrá que leer más a Merritt Greenberg y Joseph Ruhlen que a los de verdad.” “hahahahahaha!” “potentially amusing to the linguisticians among you” —cati
“I ran across your current issue again. What a scream!” —Agnes
“Speculative Grammarian, die Zeitschrift für satirische Linguistik.” “Empfehlenswert für alle, die sich schon immer für die Verbindung von Sprachwissenschaft und Humor interessiert haben: SpecGram.” “Oh my gorsh, this is the coolest thing ever...” “I just found this online and did a happy dance...” “Speculative Grammarian (a.k.a. the best spot to find esoteric linguistics humor)” “My Soul was Crushed. It was awesome.” —Fraser
“Brilliant! Have been sitting here for the past two hours listening to cello, drinking Armagnac, and roaring with laughter at the writings on your pages.” —Andrew MacFarland
“I laughed.” —Mikey
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