SpecGram—Vol CLXIV, No 2

Speculative Grammarian

ISSN: 1938-0720

	Epistulae ad Percontatores—A Letter from Editor Curmudgeon H.D. Onesimus
	Letters to the Editor
	My Love is Like a Colorless Green Simile—Rasmus Burns
	Phonemes Features’ Troll-Suit Targets—SpecGram Tech Wire
	A Brief History of Linguistics and of the World’s Languages—Prof. Harold Twistenbaum
	The Collected Wisdom of Linguists, Part Β—The SpecGram Council of Sages
	Cabalistic Element Naming—A Semi-Practical Use for Linguistics—Ph. Isaacs, N.V., Ph.D. and Hume N. Ih-Tees
	Senility Sufferer vs. Master Pragmatician—Recommending a New Standard for Differential Diagnosis—Ms. Mǒu M. Mǒu
	Orbital Linguistics—A Report on the State of the Starfield—Hu B. Ble and Al Zweistein
	Language Ecology and Language Zoology—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press
	EuroSprachGames—Announcement from Panini Press

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