A Letter from the Managing Editor
	Multiple Choice: The Ultimate Algorithm--Gotthilf Neuerblumenfeld
	Comestible Morphosyntax: The Effects of Food Intake On Grammatical Performance--H.D. Onesimus
	The Original Language of Winnie-the-Pooh--Aureliano Buendía
	Announcement--SpecAnth
	Speculative Grammarian Archives