Sing to the Mountains, Sing to the Hills--Letter from the Editor
	The Hyperactive Voice: An Anthropological Linguistic Study of the Oboioboioboiwikantsitstil--Claude Searsplainpockets
	Gothic for Travellers--Anita Judzis
	Linguistics: The Ultimate Field of Study?--I.M. Shirley Wright
	Grammaticalization in an Inflated Series of Signs (or, Excerpts from the Swollen Tongue)--Frederic de Saucisson
	Minimal Forests: The Threat of Linguistic Devastation as a Result of Deforestation--Kray Z. Greenan & E. Monn Hopp
	The BS Node: Proof that Lines Can Cross--Knotta Gnome Luvver
	Spaz Attack in the Corner (Cartoon)--III
	Speculative Grammarian Archives