Diary of a Madman--Letter from the Editor
	The Boustrophedon-Plummerfeld Hypothesis--Jay Trones
	Phonological Ergativity: The Greatest Linguistic Discovery of the Century--Keith Slater
	Subliminal Linguistics--Trey Jones
	Progress Report #5--The Center for Proactive Neurolinguistics
	Notes on the Kzinti Language--Arthur Saxtorph
	Indo-European Crossword Puzzle No. 1--Donald Reindl
	Speculative Grammarian Archives