SpecGram—Vol CLXVI, No 1

Speculative Grammarian

ISSN: 1938-0720

	A SpecGram Festivus—Not Necessarily for the Rest of Us—Skip Tacular, SpecGram Minister of Intern(al) Affairs
	Letters to the Editor
	Hymns for the Reverent Linguist—The Linguistick Hymnary
	Big Ten Conference Cancels 2013 Linguistics Season—SpecGram Wire Services
	From the Archives!—SpecGram Water Purification Tablets—The SpecGram Archive Elves™
	Renascent Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
	On the Suicidal Licentiousness of Nouns and the Totalitarian Designs of Pro-Forms—Adam Graham
	Notes on Language and Contingency—Absolon the Epsilon
	“Pull Over That æ Too Back”—An Examination of Language Attitudes Towards Emulation of the Trap-Bath Split in the American South—Rachael Tatman
	The Atishu Tribe—Dr. Gus Huntaight
	A Public Service Announcement—The Ministry of Silly Sounds
	Obituary: Simon M. Tating
	More Holiday Gifts for More Holiday Linguists—The SpecGram Gift Elves™
	Christmas Carol Orthography Puzzle—Mary Pearce

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