An April Fool--A Letter from the Managing Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	The Oxford Comma: A Solution--Eliza Doolittle
	A Classical Vignette--O. Popoi
	A Preliminary Field Guide to Linguists, Part Two--Athanasious Schadenpoodle
	Point: Why Linguistics is Not a Science--Alpberta Cedium-Ndelemeiyerov
	Linguistic Topology--I. Juana Pelota-Grande
	Pluralses--Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press
	Speculative Grammarian Archives