Dedication
	Introduction
Academia Nuts
	The Linguist’s Self-Definer for Humanistic Greek and Latin Lingo—and other terms—Robert Rankin, et al.
	Autodescriptives—Leonard Talmy
	Recent Advances in Linguistics—Metalleus
	Important Idioms in Contemporary Science—Metalleus
	Another Horrifying Cliché—Evan Smith
	Another Great Moment in Linguistick Historie—Evan Smith
	Ph.D. Qualifying Examination for Linguists—Keith Mountford
	Dates in the Month of May that Are of Interest to Linguists—James D. McCawley
	Rule—Metalleus
All Booked Up, or Joie de Livre
	Agronomic Representation of Muddles in Linguistic Theory—Peter Cannings
	New Works In Linguistics Press Catalog for Winter 1974—Elan Dresher
	To Deify Roman Jakobson, Volume XXV—Bruno Dončikov and I. M. Slon
From Bad to Verse
	Stepfather Goose or Just Take a Gander—U No Hu
	Language’s Revenge—Terence G. MacNamee
	When I Heard the Learn’d Syntactician—W. Kruck
	The Anguish Lenglage II—Tom Ernst
Syntactic Strictures
	Asterisk-Insertion—Michael M. T. Henderson
	On Some Acoustic Correlates of Isoglossy—Robert L. Rankin
	Linguistic Contributions To The Formal Theory Of Big-Game Hunting—R. Mathiesen
	On Revising And Extending Wh-Movement—D. Terence Nuclear
	Metalinguistic Autoreference—Benoît de Cornulier
	Ambiguity In Action: A Bawdy Count—Norman C. Stageberg
	Linguistics: A Study in Hopeless Clauses—Metalleus
	Morpheme Addiction—Susan Wishnetsky
A Survey of Neighboring Disciplines: Gastronomy, Music, and Journalism
	Current Issues in Gastronomy—Elan Dresher and Norbert Hornstein
	Linguistic Influences In Recent Research On Music—James D. McCawley
	Word-TV—Tom Ernst
	Doer’s Profile—Evan Smith
Deriver’s Ed
	On the Go ~ Went Alternation: A Contribution (?) to the Generative Phonology of English—Bernard Comrie
	Note on the peH3 Root in French—Andrée Borillo, et al.
	A Strange Datum From Deep Onomastic Space—Fom Pop
	The Derivation of ‘Moses’ from ‘Middletown’—Metalleus
Of Labs and Lobes
	Etymology and Definitions—Joseph P. Stemberger
	Empty Speech: The Non-Certifiably Brain-Damaged—Loraine Obler
	Bilingualism in Rats: A Ten-Year Study—Loraine Obler
	Conversation as Paranoia—Hugo Aelgh
	Natural Phonological Processes in Adult and Child Speech—David Ingram
Theolinguistics
	An Iñupik Linguistic Fragment (or, the Last Grammarian)—Metalleus
	The Ten Commandments: Linguistic Universals—Evan Smith
	On Defining the Blaspheme Revisited—Harvey Minkoff
Documents of Historical Interest
	Original Call for Papers—Tom Ernst & Evan Smith
	“Space fillers” are by the editors, except after “Big Game Hunting”, by Becky Shaftman.

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