Sic Orsus Vates--Letter from the Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	The Curious History of the --Donald Reindl
	An Argument for Them--Meemigh Selfin Aye
	How to Spot Fabricated Data--Tim Pulju
	Eidetic Pronouns: An Anthropological Linguistic Study of the Winodanugai--Claude Searsplainpockets
	The Etymology of Timothy--Eura U. Pertú
	Phonetics for the Hearing Impaired--(name withheld)
	Twenty Special Forms of Rhetoric--Dawn B. Seely
	Spaz Attack in the Corner (Cartoon)--Don & III
	Speculative Grammarian Archives