[Editor’s note: After the recent hubbub surrounding our running of a trio of LMD-delinquent advertisements for SyllaBerries and DevanagBerries, we were contacted by the makers of Abjad-Bits, who were interested in running their own ad. Their crafty lawyers threw in a clause that said that if we didn’t run their ad this month, we’d have to get the Language Made Difficult crew back together to record another episode just so we could run a mandatory audio ad. Nobody wants that, and the check cleared, so here’s their print ad. —Eds.]
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