[While going through the Language Made Difficult archives, we discovered a series of advertisements from
Captain Major Mills that never made it to air. Our lawyers know us well, so they threw in a clause that wouldn’t make us give the money back if we published the ad copy before our sponsor noticed. That’s quite fortunate, as we’ve already spent the money providing the LMD talent, who are smart enough to insert their own vowels, with Abjad Bits from one of our sponsor’s competitors. The second ad is below. —Eds.]
If you love SyllaBerries but hate having to twist your head to read them, ᙅᗩᑎᕕᗪᒑᗋᕆ ᕕᗸᐤᖇᒑᘜᒑᕱᗗᒪ SyllaBerries are Evans-
Warning: Please aim away from other people when pronouncing lateral fricatives.