Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part I—A. Pocryphal & Verity du Bius SpecGram Vol CLXXXI, No 4 Contents Cryptolinguistic Puzzle Sebē—Mary Shapiro—Truman State University
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Warning: Please aim away from other people when pronouncing lateral fricatives.

Good Enough for Folk EtymologyPart IA. Pocryphal & Verity du Bius
Cryptolinguistic Puzzle Sebē—Mary ShapiroTruman State University
SpecGram Vol CLXXXI, No 4 Contents