Choose Your Own Career in Linguistics

You decide to major in linguistics..

The siren song of linguistics is too appealing, you can’t resist. As you fill out the paperwork to declare your major, you have a mini panic attack, realizing that while linguistics is fun, you’d never heard of linguistics before you signed up for that class last fall. Maybe you should hedge your bets and double major.

Hey, that econ thing sounded good, double major in linguistics and econ.

“Philosopher” sounds impressive, double major in linguistics and philosophy.

Computers have always been fun, double major in linguistics and comp sci.

Space.. the final frontier.. double major in linguistics and astronomy.

Make your Mom happy and follow your own dream, double major in linguistics and pre-med.

Admit that you are an übergeek, double major in linguistics and physics.

A double major is too hard, so just major in linguistics.

A double major is too hard, so do one-and-a-half majors in linguistics and English Lit.

A double major is too distracting, so just major in linguistics.