Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXX
Number 3
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Bill Spruiell, Senior Editor
Sheri Wells-Jensen, Consulting Editor

Associate Editors
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Pete Bleackley
Virginia Bouchard
Florian Breit
Callum Robson

Editorial Associates
Kenny Baclawski
Bethany Carlson
Peter Carrillo
Michael Covarrubias
Rachel Jamison
Mark Mandel
Tel Monks
Daniela Müller
Tuuli Mustasydän
Zac Smith
Yuval Wigderson

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
The Case-Marker is a Lie
July 2014

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