Single Linguist Seeks Morphologist For Confusing And Unseemly Friendship

‘sup you guys? My name is Alfonzo Brent Oez, Sr. I am way edgy about trying this.

However they seem to change over time, I have had numerous leisure activities and passions across my life span. Today I like to hunt rocks, go kayaking, and talk on the CB radio.

For the duration of the scholastic term I am an overqualified post-doctoral dekan in Papeete, French Polynesia, for a splendid land-grant elementary school. I have published more than sixty-seven tomes, including Ambitious Applied Etymology for the Descriptive Phonologist.

Dawson Creek, Canada was once my home; currently I have established myself in Mali. For most of my friends it’s been a very inconvenient growth experience. I would much rather be hanging loose in and around Hagåtña, Guam, where my family and I often study the least interesting language I know, Sephardi Hebrew, add to my cookie jar collection, sculpt, and play soccer.

This’s a watercolor of me when I was about ninety-four years old.

Shalom!

—Brent


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