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Once again, the “boys of October” aim to capture the attention of America with the oddly-
Speculative Grammarian would like to remind its readers of the important research which we published in February 2011. The important fact is this: watching baseball has narcotic effects. That is, baseball is like a drug. And we do not want any of you to take drugs!
Thus, we recommend that you do not watch any part of the World Series. Or, if you must watch, we beg you not to drive for several hours afterwards.
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