Choose Your Own Career in Linguistics

You decide to apply to mainstream Chomskian linguistics Ph.D. programs..

You apply. You get in. You decide to go.

You work hard, but notice that a lot of your fellow grad students (along with some of the professors) are just sheep who don’t think for themselves. They just accept the latest trendy theory Chomsky cranks out uncritically. Those losers annoy you, but the quality colleagues you work with make up for it.

Get your Ph.D.