Choose Your Own Career in Linguistics

You go to work as a consulting linguist on a Sci Fi Channel Series..

You begin work on FarStar GateScape Atlantian-3. The alien languages are works of art: agglutinative, infixing, center-embedding, with thirty-eight cases. Marc Okrand publicly admits to his personal jealousy and professional admiration.

However, your constant pedantic corrections infuriate most of the cast, who come to hate you. You are eventually fired.

However, in the meantime, rumors spread of your ménage-à-trois with Claudia Black and Ben Browder. As a result, you make a mint making guest appearances on the talk show circuit and writing a tell-all book. Congratulations!

The End.