ORDER OF THE
SPECULATIVE PSAMMETICOI
Keith Slater
Mikael Thompson
Tim Pulju
Bill Spruiell

HEAD OF LEARNING
LINGUISTICS THROUGH
SATIRE AND PUNS
Jonathan Downie

SYNTACTICO-POET &
UNDER-EDITOR OF
UNDER-EDITING
Deak Kirkham

SENIOR PUZZLING
TEST PILOT
Vincent Fish

KEEPER OF THE
EDITORIAL TEA CADDY
Pete Bleackley

ASSOCIATE DEPUTY
ASSISTANT SUB-MANAGER
OF SATIRICAL SUCCESS
Luca Dinu

ORTHOGRAPHER-AT-LARGE
Daniel Swanson

DILETTANTE EMERITUS
Tel Monks