Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CXCIV
Number 1
Editor-in-Chief
Trey Jones

Executive Editors
Keith Slater
Mikael Thompson

Senior Editors
Jonathan Downie
Deak Kirkham

Contributing Editors
Pete Bleackley
Vincent Fish

Associate Editors
Luca Dinu
Yuval Wigderson
Daniel Swanson

Editorial Associates
Emily Davis
Andrew Lamont
Mark Mandel
Tel Monks
Nina Sloan


Comptroller General
Joey Whitford
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