Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CXCII
Number 4
Editor-in-Chief
Trey Jones

Executive Editors
Keith Slater
Mikael Thompson

Senior Editors
Jonathan Downie
Deak Kirkham

Contributing Editors
Pete Bleackley
Vincent Fish

Associate Editors
Luca Dinu
Yuval Wigderson
Daniel Swanson

Editorial Associates
Andrew Lamont
Gabriel Lanyi
Mark Mandel
CJ Quines
Noah Schachter


Comptroller General
Joey Whitford
Our Happy Place Is Not a Very Happy Place
March 2023


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