Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CXCII
Number 2
Editor-in-Chief
Trey Jones
Executive Editor
Keith Slater
Senior Editors
Mikael Thompson
Jonathan Downie
Contributing Editors
Pete Bleackley
Deak Kirkham
Associate Editors
Vincent Fish
Mark Mandel
Assistant Editors
Emily Davis
Luca Dinu
Yuval Wigderson
Editorial Associates
Andrew Lamont
Steve Politzer-Ahles
Daniel Swanson
Katie Swanson
Comptroller General
Joey Whitford
Rescuing Phonotaxis From
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September 2022