Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CXCII
Number 1
Editor-in-Chief
Trey Jones

Executive Editor
Keith Slater

Senior Editors
Mikael Thompson
Jonathan Downie

Contributing Editors
Pete Bleackley
Deak Kirkham

Associate Editors
Vincent Fish
Mark Mandel

Assistant Editors
Emily Davis
Luca Dinu
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Fabian Bross
Andrew Lamont
Tel Monks
Daniel Swanson


Comptroller General
Joey Whitford
The Cat Never Had
The Pajamas That We Are
June 2022


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