Things Not to Write on Your Funding Proposals—Part II—G. Reed, A. Varice, & M. Ammon SpecGram Vol CLXXXVIII, No 3 Contents

Triskaideka-Cryptolinguistic Puzzle

Mary Shapiro
Truman State University

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Across

1. They study speech sounds in faux net(-ish) inns

9. Those French will be back in a quick second

11. Semiotician Umberto came back as Welsh, okay?

12. Who is not allowed in the loo, in France? It’s you!

13. Watkins (to his friends) or D.C. nonprofit organization (to theirs)

14. Most modern syntacticians no longer require hiring crabby Ann, all messed up

17. I dropped out of Italic (twice!), took a powder

18. Her object precedes independent clause, like Beowulf

20. Using a single word to express a complete idea? Don’t say “hollow phrases”!

22. Destroying 9 down, I wave in Portuguese.

23. Correspond with math (around 100).

26. Democrat from Alabama follows usual way of doing thingsCan he? Should he?

29. Exclamation of surprise follows mantra for Midwestern tribe with Siouan language

32. Sprachbund, e.g., in a real place

33. Phonologist Whalen and his dialect both full of beer

34. Freire, to go no longer in Portuguese, now unbound

35. Temporary shelter starting with tense but ending with aspect

36. Makes everything quiet and calm until surrounded by two sentences

38. California valley (& winery) surrounded by assimilation

39. Cutting the edges off Hindi text, verse, they list things alphabetically.

40. Leave me trade a five for ten in linguistic unit

42. Desired outcome is my Esperanto coming back

43. Transport vehicle preposed in Dutch surnames

44. Right woman loses head in common alphabet

47. Cell spasms of interest to 1-Across

49. Ancient Roman goes toward death notice, briefly

50. Freire a little bit Latin?

52. La donna è mobile, e.g., in Hungarian, or even Tocharian!

53. Can I locate/fix/null strange grammar for Bresnan?

55. Less common language type briefly takes text ‘you’ out of French ‘you’

56. Emergent grammar starts with linguistic unit? Suffix?

57. Reset, sew loony Berkeley author of From Etymology to Pragmatics

58. Pacific Northwestern language family has nails twisted

Down

2. No North Carolina native surrounded non-commissioned officer and ate, describing Semitic morphology

3. Hockett or Chomsky contains illumination

4. LSA policy hostile and frosty, in the end

5. Philippine language, once tabu, upset and out of time

6. Italian woman furious about game company

7. Nary a noun is negative in French

8. Brugmann and Osthoff referred to themselves as not sick in the end, but high

9. Can Old English paddle?

10. The Spanish drink for Gentle Art of Verbal Self-Defense author

13. Obsessive interests follow endless circus, one thousand examples going around root or stem

14. Beijing steamed bun found in Bilbao, one pound less

15. Meillet, at heart, unwell

16. Head-final? Not at all, but that’s good, in Estonian!

17. Choir time least chaotic for representing syntactic argument structure

19. Cocks see hip bones, or so they say

21. Only fish with bottoms of feet and shoes

24. A real English noun, originally, now Dutch ears (of corn, e.g.)

25. To be likely to see the end without him

26. Like stressful phonology, strange to see it calmer?

27. Indian legumes lead Missouri out of 26-Across

28. Hell, no soap? Infuriating, but often predictable or even unnoticed

30. A manner I find disorderly in branch of Indo-European

31. Semanticist Irene overwhelmed by the implicature

36. Reflexive in Romance, a place to bathe?

37. I’m all about a sentence in belief system

38. They are strict, if obscured in (as ever) Italian

41. Fifth in Greek returns with no lisp after English

45. Obsess without sibilance over British honor, briefly

46. Half of Mexican Otomanguean language equals 1009?

47. More than one quick verbal pause for Clue Professor

48. Latin makes a comeback without me, but with a meaning related to birth

50. What students want, in short: preposition, adjective, two sentences

51. After university, football judge quickly goes back to German shore

54. Myers-Scotton concealing small bed


Like other cryptic crosswords, the clues in this puzzle are not straightforward. Unlike most, however, this one focuses mainly on languages and linguistics. For instance, the clue for Zapotec might be “Oto-Manguean variety alters pez coat” (anagram of pez coat), or “Indigenous Mexican language to destroy overtime prior to European Commission” (ZAP + O.T. + E.C.), or “a nice top, a zany blouse conceals retro Oaxacan language” (niCE TOP, A Zany), or many other combinations of puns, anagrams, or typographic quirks. Punctuation in clues is often misleading. Each clue contains both a definition (of sorts) and a more cryptic part, but these may come in any order.

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Things Not to Write on Your Funding ProposalsPart IIG. Reed, A. Varice, & M. Ammon
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