Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXVIII
Number 1
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Mikael Thompson, Senior Editor
Jonathan Downie, Senior Editor
Pete Bleackley, Contributing Editor
Deak Kirkham, Contributing Editor

Associate Editors
Vincent Fish
Mark Mandel

Assistant Editors
Emily Davis
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Luca Dinu
Andrew Lamont
Matthew Lee
Daniela Müller
Josh Nash
Steve Politzer-Ahles
Mary Shapiro
Reed Steiner
Daniel Swanson

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Promoting the Only
IPA You Can Choke On
August 2020


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