Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXVII
Number 3
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Mikael Thompson, Senior Editor
Jonathan Downie, Senior Editor
Pete Bleackley, Contributing Editor

Associate Editors
Mark Mandel
Deak Kirkham

Assistant Editors
Emily Davis
Vincent Fish
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Abby Crisp
Joe McAvoy
Josh Nash
Steve Politzer-Ahles
Mary Shapiro

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
More “Rah!” for Your Mora
May 2020


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