Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXIX
Number 1
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Mikael Thompson, Senior Editor
Jonathan Downie, Senior Editor
Pete Bleackley, Contributing Editor
Deak Kirkham, Contributing Editor

Associate Editors
Vincent Fish
Mark Mandel

Assistant Editors
Emily Davis
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Egan Chernoff
Luca Dinu
Andrew Lamont
Tel Monks
Daniela Müller
Josh Nash
Steve Politzer-Ahles
Mary Shapiro
Daniel Swanson
Fabian Tomaschek
Benjamin Tucker

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Stupid in Its Brilliance,
Brilliant in Its Stupidity
December 2020


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