Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXIII
Number 4
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Mikael Thompson, Senior Editor
Jonathan Downie, Contributing Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Mark Mandel

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Emily Davis
Vincent Fish
Deak Kirkham
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Samuel Andersson
Bethany Carlson
James Pasto
Mary Shapiro

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
We Jest Because We Care...
Wait, No, We Jest Because We Don’t
February 2019

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