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Volume CLXXXIII
Number 2
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Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Mikael Thompson, Senior Editor
Jonathan Downie, Contributing Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Mark Mandel

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Emily Davis
Vincent Fish
Deak Kirkham
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Samuel Andersson
Florian Breit
Chris Brew
Bethany Carlson
Tuuli Mustasydän
Mary Shapiro

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Suppositio Confusa Tantum for Almost Everyone!
December 2018

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