Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXII
Number 1
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Florian Breit
Bethany Carlson
Emily Davis
Vincent Fish
Deak Kirkham
Ollie Sayeed
Mary Shapiro
Bill Spruiell
Steve Straight
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
A Big Fat “Meh” on the Great
Platonic Likert Scale in the Sky
July 2018

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