Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXI
Number 4
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Samuel Andersson
Emily Davis
Vincent Fish
Deak Kirkham
Tel Monks
Ollie Sayeed
Mary Shapiro
Bill Spruiell
Daniel Swanson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Penguins Need Not Apply
June 2018

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