Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXI
Number 3
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Samuel Andersson
Florian Breit
Emily Davis
Vincent Fish
Anita G. Gorman
Andrew Lamont
Ollie Sayeed
Mary Shapiro
Bill Spruiell
Daniel Swanson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Time Well Spent
May 2018

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