Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXI
Number 2
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Samuel Andersson
Florian Breit
Vincent Fish
Anita G. Gorman
Callum Robson
Mary Shapiro
Bill Spruiell
Steve Straight
Will Styler
Daniel Swanson
Don Unger
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Best to Just Back Away Slowly
Without Making Eye Contact
April 2018

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