SpecGram, Vol CLXXVIII, No 4

Unfortunately, the electronic version of this month’s issue of SpecGram was lost when our data center was flooded. Our tape backup system also failed, and M.A.Y.N.A.R.D. refused to help retrieve the lost data. In order to bring you Vol CLXXVIII, No 4 of Speculative Grammarian, the interns have hastily scanned a print copy of the journal, provided below.

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